Fuck Off by ~rockstar1009
Saga of the Summer Trolls Chapter 2Down the trail and into town,Saga of the Summer Trolls Chapter 2 by ~rockstar1009
Did our heroes ride
Slowing both their horses down
To a trotting stride
"Hear me loud and hear me clear,
=Midnight called aloud,
"Now is not the time for fear;
Now is for the proud!
"*Puzzled and myself just heard
Some wretched, awful sounds
Quickly! 'Fore we're outnumbered
On our hallowed ground!"
Up and down the dusty street,
Townsfolk stopped to hear
Each of them vowed to defeat
The foul horde drawing near
"Who among you stands to fight?
Who will fight the horde?"
=Midnight spoke with all her might
As she waved her sword
"I don't see a reason why,"
Said a feeble peasant
"Some of them are quite kawaii,
And

Saga of the Summer TrollsAll through the valley, winds started to blowSaga of the Summer Trolls by ~rockstar1009
Warm and relaxing with no hint of snow
Trees were all budding and flowers a-bloom
Yet *Puzzled and =Midnight stood faces in gloom
=Midnight now turned and explained to her friend,
"We must prepare or we'll all face our ends
Summer is here and you know what that means...
Enemies hatching their horrible schemes..."
"Come on now, =Midnight, it can't be that bad,"
*Puzzled replied then continued to add:
"Noble *prosaix, the Queen of the Realm,
Keeps our land peaceful when she's at the helm
"Further, we need not fear raids from our neighbours
Each of those lands are trapped by their
