Welcome to my page and enjoy your stay. If you've found yourself entertained, you're welcome; if not, I'll try harder with my next submission. I'm a budding writer here to cut my teeth with other up-and-comers, looking to grow from peer review and criticism (and praise, I guess, if I somehow manage to warrant it). I invite all criticism, so lay it on me please. Tell me all the ways I can improve.
(If you're a publisher - or know of one - who finds that any of this surprisingly doesn't suck, let's talk . . . I invite any way to make money off my braining, especially if it helps deliver me from nine-to-five hell, but I'm not getting hopes up! )
That said, I hope my madness will serve to delight you.