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    Donated Dec 16, 2014, 10:48:49 PM


So despite big plans to raise money for charity on a cross continental walk, the broken sidewalks of Brooklyn and Harlem decided to fuck with my ankles and twist them several times. In addition, Greyhound lost the left half of my backpack's waist strap, which is used to secure the load and balance your centre of gravity, which is really important on a thousands-of-miles-long hike. I tried to makedo, but with an unbalanced and unsecure load, I made it 15ish or so miles to a military surplus store in Manhattan only to find no replacements available. I got a belt, though, in an attempt to Gerry-rig my pack, but the damage was now done - my shoulder strap was now breaking. I only made it to New Jersey when the combination of a brutal limp and shoulder strap that came unbuckled every few seconds convinced me there was no way this was happening this year.

Probably not going to give it a shot next year, but some day I'll give it the charmed third (and successful, dammit) attempt. In the meantime, I'm back, though job seeking and apartment hunting are taking up my time at the moment. My current path makes it look like I'm probably going to be a 911 dispatcher again (job has been offered and I'm basically in provided I pass the drug test) but housing is still a big question mark. Once all that settles, though, I'll be back to semi-trolling in the forums, cruising the lit critique thread and posting the occasional story or poem (though I'm seriously considering focusing on writing smut to make quick supplemental income... it's quick, easy and there's definitely a market).

The MDA telethon is coming up - be sure to donate and see you all around (soon).
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  • Eating: Gas station catfish (pray for my soul)
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rockettreverie Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday! :party::cake:
PivotShadow Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
Happy anniversary of your manufacture. Have a birthday llama.
Sapphire-Ashesx Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
Happy birthday! :la:
DiseasedDoll Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
DiseasedDoll Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
:giggle: Hello.
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
omg I wish "explorer" was still a valid career rather than simply a hobby. I need moar monies to visit all the cool places.

SavageFrog Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, you can always try joining some NGO to do community service in some place. I was considering doing it.
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It's actually something I've considered. In fact, I tried signing up for a program working for the national parks service in Cali back in Feb. but missed an email from them during one of my weeks in seclusion from the internets... just missed the boat there.

Now I have a non-broken phone so mobile internet yay :la:
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